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August 27th 09
This morning Charlie admitted the "KIND" of pig he is. He thinks the beach is a place to "ROT" in public. As if the only coast on Earth was secluded from the world. He bathes with "BEER".
Charity said "P-WEE". 'Though he tried to defend himself. She said it all!
He made us think about it, Now you think about it!
His response was, "What do you care what you smell like on the beach?"
I have one word: COPPERTONE!

"MO BOOTY, MO BOOTY"

Today's 15 minute topic was about homosexual thinking. Charity may be on the right track, but poor Charlie has no idea of what men really think of!

Let's take the "HO" out of the equation. That would make it mosexual. Meaning. "tail"! Bootay! AAASSSS! Men think of tail every 10 seconds. Sex. With that said, only San Antonio has the largest transy popualtion in the U.S. As if that's the only way to be a homosexual. That would make it "abnormal". Any where else in the U.S. you wouldn't know who was.
Folks the U.S. is very big. Get out and explore (the Earth).
You're only geting away with this because nobody's listening, and you know it!
Listen to this, "Take a lessen from larger cities and incorporate news time, international news, people in the news, updates, "real" sports news, weather updates, etc.."
Oh please, some body just start a news station!

WHOAAA ..hawsy

He's waring down....
7/29/09 ------ He's trying to get me to say or make the next move! Sorry Charlie!
You're just too "CREEPY"! Great voice, I won't say no, but vanity won't allow you into Heaven yet!
8/12/09--------Poor Charity! She has no idea she was humiliated on the air!
...And the caller that said a prerequisite to a new marriage would have to be "Are you crazy?" MUST have hit a nerve with someone!

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Update! He's on some assignment. (Probably to learn to keep his mouth shut).

Morning Talk Show Radio

I am just REALLY tired of Charlie Parker of WOAI radio in San Antonio.

He's arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant, so phobic, prejudice, petty,..and that's just the beginning!

He refuses to format the mornings for morning persons on the go. I know too much about him through out the years. He wants his coworkers to kiss his every movement on Earth. I really DON'T CARE Charlie! It's time to move on! Give the floor to That "Obviously" pretty girl you so wish to so pervertedly undress on the "Imaginative" station.
Death is immanent. You are no exception. Diseases are inevitable. Do you REALLY think that pillow of body mites on your face is appealing to anyone?

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